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Wear the herd.

Tees, hoodies, mugs, posters, candles, and pint glasses — shipping now. Stickers coming soon. Pick a side or wear the whole rivalry.

Just dropped

Loud. Wrong.
Occasionally right.

A vintage-white tee with the only mission statement we ever agreed on. Wear it when you want everyone within line of sight to know exactly what they're in for.

The “Loud / Wrong” Tee

Vintage white staple tee. Editorial typography, charcoal + orange print. Unisex XS–3XL.

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The first run.

Ten pieces. Printed and shipped by our partner — we’re a podcast, not a warehouse.

The Show Tee

Heavyweight cotton, black with full-color goat. Unisex S–3XL.

The Long Sleeve

Black heather long-sleeve tee with full-color goat. For when the studio is cold and the takes are colder. Unisex XS–2XL.

The Hoodie

Midweight fleece, black with circle stamp logo. Unisex S–3XL.

The Mug

11oz black glossy ceramic. Holds whatever helps you get through it.

The Poster

Enhanced matte paper print, signed by both hosts. Limited to 200.

The Candle

9oz scented soy wax, cinnamon vanilla. For setting the mood for a difficult conversation.

The Pint Glass

16oz shaker pint glass with the circle stamp logo. Bar-grade weight, dishwasher safe.

“Not Your Algorithm” Pint Glass

16oz shaker pint glass. “Recommended for you” is not a personality. Bar-grade weight, dishwasher safe.

The Water Bottle

32oz stainless steel with straw lid. Keeps cold things cold and hot takes hotter.

The Phone Case

MagSafe® tough case for iPhone. Full-color goat face front, matte finish. Multiple iPhone models available.

Apparel and accessories ship from our print partner in 5–7 days

The fine print

Questions, mostly answered.

When do I get my order?

Apparel, mugs, and posters print on demand and ship in 5–7 business days from our print partner. Stickers (when available) ship within 3 business days from North Texas via USPS first-class.

What about returns?

Stickers are non-returnable. Apparel: unworn, with tags, within 14 days of arrival. Email us first — we’re a small operation.

Do you ship internationally?

Currently US only. We’d love to ship abroad but the math hasn’t worked out. Email us if you’re a determined fan with a good shipping forwarder.

Will there be more drops?

Yes — if this one sells. We’re using first-drop revenue to decide what comes next. Tell us what you want at the contact page.